All Things Controversial, Helpful & Entertaining

Written by Mark Kevin Smith
The old law states that only the areola had to be covered (OK, that’s pretty racy) with the new law from the areola and down must be covered. Uh Oh men we lose our side and bottom boob all in one law. Son of a bitch that’s harsh. What horrible atrocity did we do to deserve this. Well apparently some people were offended by the free the nipple movement.
Shit, If they did that to the top what about the bottoms. I’m sorry to say there are some big changes to the bottom section. Hang up your thong bikinis girls, you can’t wear these beautiful bikinis in Springfield anymore. The butt must be COMPLETELY covered top to bottom. After i read this law, i had to run to my calendar and see If it still was 2015, it felt like 1915, WTF. Is it…

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